lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

Anonyme asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her? 


ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!






This exists.

Title: Emily

Artist: Mika

Played: 498 times


100 Day Song Challenge: 11 / a song that would be the theme song of your life

emily it’s your life / and you can’t live it twice / someday you’ll understand / emily take my hand

When you are 13 years old,
the heat will be turned up too high
and the stars will not be in your favor.
You will hide behind a bookcase
with your family and everything left behind.
You will pour an ocean into a diary.
When they find you, you will be nothing
but a spark above a burning bush,
still, tell them
Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

When you are 14,
a voice will call you to greatness.
When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
They don’t know the sound
of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
use your sword, use your two good hands.
Do not let their doubting
drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
like a broken heart.

When you are 15, you will be punished
for learning too proudly. A man
will climb onto your school bus and insist
your sisters name you enemy.
When you do not hide,
he will point his gun at your temple
and fire three times. Three years later,
in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
you will stand before the leaders of the world
and tell them your country is burning.

When you are 16 years old,
you will invent science fiction.
The story of a man named Frankenstein
and his creation. Soon after you will learn
that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
than monsters, but don’t worry.
You will be remembered long after
they have put down their torches.

When you are 17 years old,
you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
one right after the other.
Men will be afraid of the lightening
in your fingertips. A few days later
you will be fired from the major leagues
because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
leading Lewis and Clark
across North America.

You will turn 18 
and become queen of the Nile.

You will turn 18 
and bring justice to journalism.

You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.

This is your call to leap.

There will always being those
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.

You are the first drop of a hurricane.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.

You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.

--For Teenage Girls With Wild Ambition and Trembling Hearts, Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)
Pixiv ID: 24619317
Member: 三村椎茸
Title: Love Me Like I'm Not Made Of Stone

Artist: Lykke Li

Played: 14739 times

Go ahead, go ahead
Love me deep until you can’t

Even though it hurts
Even though it scars
Love me when I fall 

Love Me Like I’m Not Made Of Stone || Lykke Li

Title: Mr. Brightside

Artist: Vitamin String Quartet

Played: 286931 times


The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

Redirect your old tumblr links to your new url


A quick Google search told me that apparently no one knows how to do this properly :P It’s possible to redirect all your links from your old tumblr url to your new tumblr url (assuming you saved your old url). This isn’t just redirecting to your new tumblr’s homepage.

This is like if you go to:

and the URL automatically changes to:

(try it!) If you’ve ever tried to find a post off someone’s old url, you know how annoying it can be to track down the post in the new url.

How to use: Just add this script either before your end body tag (</body>) or in the head section (<head></head>) of the tumblr where you saved your old URL. Change to whatever your new URL is. To add a delay before redirecting, refer to this post.

  //redirect to new blog
  window.location.replace('' + window.location.pathname);

Moonlight Ghost→



Moonlight Ghost is a “reverse horror game” by tachi made in RPG Maker VX Ace. This ends up making it a level-based high score arcade puzzle game. But not actually horror.

A reverse horror game, where you do the horror!
It’s up to you, the player, to scare people!
It’s a somewhat odd adventure game with four chapters in all.

Note: Yes, the filesize is rather large, especially considering it’s a relatively short game. Sorry about that; the music and sound effects really add up.

Note 2: Don’t feel too bad about the final bonus mission, I haven’t beaten it legitimately either.

i just found something in my drafts from march um oops sorrt y?!?!?!?

I was a miserable little girl. And now I’m gonna be prom queen.”

Title: Turning Page

Artist: Sleeping At Last

Played: 4857 times


Sleeping At Last - Turning Page

me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!
me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing